Dear Author...

Dear A, I have a personal problem... Girls think i smell..., i wash daily but it continues,
recently it has been getting worse, not only cant i get a girl friend.. but am still a virgin at 39 & next week am having my 40th, but no one has replied to my invite... what can i do.. please help! ...Stig

Stig as we all know and love him.

Inset, Grot Bag, Patty and Selma Bouvier, and the delightful Carrie. All have shown a interest in Stig.

Dear Stig, first things first buddy, you have to get out of that dump!,
Secondly i don't believe it's you with the problem... i think there's some one special out there for every one, i am going to post a few details of a few of my friends to your email, who i am sure will find you interesting. lastly about your 40th, make sure you tell every one its free drinks all round., ooh don't forget to use one of our top 3 rated pubs. yours sincerely Epic A.

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http://www.hygieneexpert.co.uk/
http://bluecross.org.uk/2076/veterinary-services.html
http://www.pickthebrain.com/blog/10-ways-to-instantly-build-self-confidence/